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ANTEDILUVIAN DELUSIONS

I just read a long post from somewhere about how to keep a man and I muttered to myself, there they go again. I got a splitting headache before I got half way and I had to stop reading.

Everyone has a right to translate the festering antediluvian delusions in their brains to decrees. These diktats about things women should do to keep their men always put contortion on my face. How can you keep a fly from festering on an open wound? Even If a woman hangs from the chandelier in 360 degrees, the man would search for 180 degree.

If a woman were an international chef, the man who wants to cheat would look for sabitiyu iya alamala.

If a woman dresses like a model, he would want to sample the dull looking abeni oni doti.

It is only a man who fears God that would stay faithful to his vows even if his wife has one leg.

With daily multitasking, some Christopher Columbus antiquated women would add to one’s burden by giving rules one kilometer long on how to keep a man.

I keep asking what is the corresponding role of the man?

Sensible women would try their optimum best and hand over their case to God and not follow those ambiguous grueling advises like a cookery book from outmoded women.

There are some things impossible with some men. If you like bind and cast from Nigeria to Ghana, the demons would detour at Benin republic. If you like fast until you become ulcerous anorexic nothing would change the man. Women just pray to keep your sanity. No use losing your pretty sleep over anything.

Women, you have better things to achieve in life than live a life by man-made substandard rules.

 

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